“Fuck, don’t get shot, we are losing too much money”
“FUCK!!!!! dude you stepped in front of my rocket Izzari!!!!”
Those were statements made as we finished “The Pacific Standard Job” for the first time. Part of the freshly minted heist mode added to GTA online, After a year of waiting and broken promises (Those Mother Fuckers). Though I am not sure what took a damn year to do, the GTA online heist are wildly fun, and well thought out. My experiences are limited to playing with my friends so I can speak on what playing with randoms is like, Id imagine is similar to having an aluminum bat shoved up your ass after its been left in a summer desert sun, but i digress — The heist are great. You start with a cut scene outlining the heist, complete with the trademark GTA humor and satire, After that on the whiteboard in your apartment you have a list of all the set up jobs that must be completed before you actually commit the heist. All the preparation jobs feel like jobs, they can be difficult and aren’t just stupid empty jobs simply extending the heist. In fact each heist takes around 2–3 hours to complete, all the set up jobs and the actual score, so you have to have some time put aside with 3 friends to complete them. Along with the heist a ton of new vehicles, weapons and clothes were added as well, my person favorite a Harrier jet with rockets. I don’t think I said that with enough impact… A FUCKING HARRIER JET WITH MOTHERFUCKING ROCKETS!!!! It will run you 3 million but god damn it’s worth it. Another new edition is the Kuruma both armored and unarmored, I own the armored variant and while inside her you are basically bullet proof.
