“Where the fuck is the van?” Is a common line Im heard saying while carrying a bag of cash, playing Battlefield Hardline’s multiplayer. Blood Money. I fucking love that game mode, getting in a squad ticked out with my fellow MRQ members, prepared to put the opposition to death as we scurry off with duffle bags of cash to secure them in our vault. Sometimes I just sit at the enemy vault and kill them as they try to run for the cash pile. Full out asshole mode. Survival of the fittest, I learned the hard way when groups of cock suckers sat at my vault, trapping me, killing me over and over. It was digital rape. Now the prey has turned predator and I love it.
Battlefield 4 was a fucking joke, seriously. The game took over a year to be in playable form and even that is subjective. It was a huge black eye to the series. Those mother fuckers at DICE sold us gamers, their audience — a piece of shit not worth giving to your worst enemy, then had the fucking balls to take a year to fix it. It was regoddamndiculous. So naturally I was skeptical when I heard about Battlefield hardline. Hardline being the first entry into the Battlefield series not developed by DICE, but instead Dead Space developer Visceral. Visceral had a lot of negative energy to work through but talent prevails an they fuckin did it!!! I was fortunate enough to have access to both betas on the PS4 and the build they had at The Playstation Experience and I fell in love, The cops and robbers feel is refreshing and fun, the single player “Episodes” are great and set up to make it feel like a cop drama television show and it accomplishes it. The multiplayer is fun and diverse, I have yet to encounter game breaking lag, nice and smooth.
Now Im done sucking Viscerals dick, lets get to the bullshit, theres not much but there is a small steaming pile of dookie.
The RPG/SMAW/Etc. — Why did you take it from me? Mother Fuckers!!!!! Its a lot of fun to use and RPG. Its hard to play anti-vehicle when you took my fucking RPG away. This leads to point 2.
Vehicles are Overpowered because of the lack of equipable rockets — The overly descriptive, long section title says it all. Helicopters and armored vehicles are too strong because we don’t have quick access to rockets.
Spawn camping — Ok well this one isn’t really Viscerals fault, its an inherent problem with any FPS with respawns. Its the players that are fucks. knock it off cunts.
Other than the items Ive listed, I love Battlefield hardline. I see myself putting a lot of time in to this game. Give me back my fucking RPG!!!!!!!!!!!